Thursday, November 4, 2010

Inability to Function

So I laid down at like 4:30 today and set my alarm for 6:20. I proceeded to fall asleep of course. I wake up at 7:56 look at the clock and some how I convinced myself the whole day had been a dream and it was 7:56am and I was late for school. Following this I fall out of bed trying to scramble clothes on and then BAM it hit me~7:56pm

Monday, October 25, 2010

1. Read post. 2. Lol at post. 4. $$PROFIT$$.

Today I woke up, went to school, slept in class, woke up, took a test, hardcore failed, another test, passed it, slept, woke up, had my friend pass it back to me, aced it, 8 lunch, went back to class, listened to teacher ramble, fell back asleep, woke up to fire drill, ran away screaming, called police, hid from the fire, watched police get owned by guy with flaming drill, attempted to call swat, realized I couldn't yell loud enough, borrowed a cellphone, accidentally set off car bomb, taken to jail, water boarded, came back to shore, went back out for a nice surf, had my ninth lunch, slept, woke up, looked at clock, 1:30pm, went back to jail, water boarded some more, escaped, used military helicopter, slept with military helicopter ;), finally woke up, wrote blog, received profit.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010


This is going to be a little different from the previous posts, you're going to need to have your face as close to the computer as possible as you read this. Think of a zebra(this is a cool illusion, just wait). Zebra. Zebra. You are getting veeeeery sleeeepy, just kidding. Zebra. I promise this was a lot more fun for me to write than for you to read, but you've made it this far so you can't stop now. Zebra. Have a zebra in your mind? possibly several zebrai? Zebra. There are over 9000 zebrai. NINE THOUSAND ZEBRAI(Zebra.). Picture the zebras, frolicking through the ocean. Zebra. Just in case you don't know what a zebra is or if you have been living under a rock all your life, its basically a horse with black and white stripes, like the uniform of a seven nation army or something. Zebra. I bet your probably wondering what the illusion in all of this is right? Well look back and you'll find that there are no E's in this paragraph. Look behind you, its a zebra!-Your wall might have stripes, if not... Oops.

First post, post....

now that's done, let's move on....